Stiff Suit by Tawna Fenske

Author:Tawna Fenske [Fenske, Tawna]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

Chapter 10

JAMES

“Shhh.” Lily puts a finger to her lips and stifles a giggle. “Second rule of TPing—be very, very stealthy at all times.”

“I’m fonder of the first rule.” I let my gaze sweep her body, which is clad head to toe in form-fitting black Lycra. The fuzzy black tail anchored on her backside doesn’t kill the sex appeal one bit.

Neither do the fuzzy ears stitched to the attached hood, which she’s pulled up over her bright copper curls “I never realized how little black clothing I own,” she says, adjusting the wrist cuff on her cat suit. “It was either the Halloween costume or an LBD, and I didn’t feel like busting out the matching stilettos for that.”

“LBD?” I try to puzzle out the acronym but come up empty-handed. “I don’t know what that is, but an LBD seems right for TPing.”

“Little black dress,” she says as she bends to grab the jumbo pack of toilet paper from my backseat. “Not quite what we’re going for here.”

What we’re going for is an opportunity to get Jonathan back for his pranks. If all goes according to plan, he’ll return from his trip tomorrow to find his cabin professionally toilet papered.

I lean close to take the case of TP from Lily’s arms, breathing in her flowery scent. A few red curls have escaped the edges of her hood, giving her a slightly feral look. She’s fucking stunning. I can’t stop picturing her in my office with her hand in her panties, head tipped back, fingers grazing her—

“It’s eco-friendly,” she says.

I blink myself back from fantasyland. “What’s eco-friendly?”

“The toilet paper.” She nods at the package in my hands. “One hundred percent post-consumer recycled and processed without chlorine.” She shrugs and tucks a fiery curl back under her hood. “I figure we might as well be environmentally conscious if we’re using this much of it.”

Color me impressed. “I had no idea how much forethought went into toilet papering someone’s house.”

She laughs. “Well, you’re the one who came up with the idea to do the inside,” she says. “Good thinking on that, by the way.”

“Thank you.” I clear my throat. “No need to create an eyesore for resort guests just to spite my brother.”

She grins as we head up the walkway. “Indoor TPing. That’ll be a first for me.”

“Glad we can both experience a first tonight.”

I’m not trying to sound sexy, but her eyes flash with anticipation I’m guessing has little to do with toilet paper. She doesn’t comment, though. Just leads the way up the path to Jonathan’s cabin, her cat tail swishing behind her as she walks.

It kills me that she’s so knuckle-bitingly sexy while I’m dressed like a homeless guy in a grungy black hoodie Jonathan left in the back of my car, paired with slacks still marred with dog slobber. Magma rested her head on my knee while I devoured a second slice of lasagna, so I’ve got slug tracks on the front of my pants now, too. Try as I might, I can’t bring myself to care.

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